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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一男人问医生:“为什么我都吃避孕药了我女朋友还是怀孕了?”医生一脸惊讶的看着他:“可能是别的男人没有吃吧......”

2.员工:老板我要辞职。老板:怎么了,工资不满意吗?员工:不是,我爸年纪大了,想让我接手他的店。老板:没想到啊,我们公司还有一个富二代来历练,你父亲的店是什么店啊,在哪啊,哪天我好去拜访一下。员工:没啥,就是某宝上买袜子的店。老板:……我接受你的辞职

3.前几天,公司领导来汉口开大区会议,昨天开完后去KTV唱K,到一半的时候,领导端着个蛋糕进来,对我说过几天就是你的生日,都是在外面上班不容易,趁这个机会提前给你过个生日,当时我那个感动啊!领导又说,我起个头大家唱个生日歌,good morning to you……当时我笑的没憋住,现在都停不下来。。。
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